From Zero to 200 in 4 Seconds Or Less

A couple was debating the purchase of a new car for weeks. He wanted a new truck to haul stuff around in, but she wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town. He probably would have settled on any old beat up truck, but everything she seemed interested in was way out of their price range.

"Look!" she exclaimed to him excitedly. "I want something that goes from zero to 200 in 4 seconds or less since my birthday is coming up soon. You could surprise me with something special."

So guess what he bought her? A brand new shiny bathroom scale!

The man was last seen driving a rickety pickup truck on a one-way trip headed for Mexico...