You Are A 'Total Moron' If You Do The Atkins Diet, Health Book Authors Assert
Kim Barnouin and Rory Freedman let their vegan anger out in new book
Okay, somebody tell me something. Why in the world would two very attractive women write a book about weight loss when neither one of them have spent a day in their life struggling with their weight? Hmmmmm? What a crock of you know what!
Well, that's exactly what Los Angeles, CA-natives Kim Barnouin and Rory Freedman have done with their in-your-face attempt to explain to us why women who are overweight got that way called "Skinny Bitch". Well, at least they can describe themselves accurately!
If that extremely profane and totally unnecessary title doesn't grab your attention right away, then perhaps the world's longest subtitle might:
"A No-Nonsense, Tough-Love Guide for Savvy Girls Who Want to Stop Eating Crap and Start Looking Fabulous"
Okay, so this isn't gonna be the same old kind diet book we have all become accustomed to in the past. That in and of itself is not necessarily a bad thing per se, but it does appear these two ladies have a rather large axe to grind and you quickly figure that out as soon as you start reading this book with all of its *@% *#$#* slamma-jamma graphic idiolect.
In an obscenity-laden wasteland of literary refuse, Barnouin and Freedman, one a former model who has studied nutrition and the other a former agent for Ford Model who had studied diet and nutrition for more than a decade, quickly let you know what they think about a wide variety of health-related topics.
Some are ones that I would agree strongly with them about ("Soda is liquid Satan") and others I obviously disagree strongly with them on ("You are a total moron if you think the Atkins Diet will make you thin").
Well, ladies, as much as I agree with you about sugary sodas, I guess you're gonna have to call me a "moron" because that's exactly what the Atkins diet did for me! I was transformed from a 410-pound ticking time bomb on the verge of a certain heart attack down to an athletic and healthy 225-pound man ready to live a long and healthy life in just ONE year. Now I'm "Livin' La Vida Low-Carb" (my autobiographical book is available at Amazon.com) and I'll never be the same again!
But for Barnouin and Freedman, none of that matters to them because they are radical members of the minority in this country who chooses to eat a vegan-only diet. No meat, no eggs, no dairy, no coffee, not even diet soda because they oppose artificial sweeteners, too -- NOTHING that even touches or comes close to meat! They're even boycotting "beets" because they sound too much like meats! LOL!
Their recipe for healthy living includes whole grains, fruits, and vegetables (all of which are acceptable on the low-carb lifestyle by the way!) and now they're trying to convince women that they too should turn to the vegan lifestyle to become what they've always wanted to be -- skinny, happy, and ready to take on life.
Oh brother! If the language and attitude presented in this book are even just a smidgen of what Barnouin and Freedman are like in real life, then they can take their good looks and ram their pretty little heads down a hole in the ground because nobody's gonna want to be around them. Could it be that meatless diet of theirs is actually making them cranky and irritable because they're constantly hungry ALL THE TIME?! Hee hee!
Freedman admits that she started down the vegetarian road when she received some literature from the radical leftist anti-meat group PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals!). She was so moved by the "torture" of the animals and convinced herself that people were getting sick because of eating meat that she decided to write this book so she could help others ''make intelligent and educated decisions about food.''
Awww, ain't that just soooo sweet of her? She cares so much about the fat people getting sicky wicky that she wanted to help. Give me a BLANKITY-BLANK break (see, even THEY are rubbing off on me after reading their disgusting book!).
The "Skinny Bitch" approach can be narrowed down to one simple statement: Starve yourself until nobody can stand to be around you anymore and then write a book sharing every single little thought that you would like to tell someone if they were there to listen to you.
If the "Skinny Bitch" lifestyle is something you can live with and be happy with, then I say GO FOR IT! Do it for the rest of your irritable life and become that thin person you've always wanted to be. Nobody will want to be around you, but at least you'll be skinny!
According to the sample menu, you get to eat fresh apple juice with oatmeal, nuts, and fruit for breakfast, grilled soy cheese with a tomato slice and small salad for lunch, and fake ground beef, vegan mashed potatoes, with corn and spinach for supper.
Hey, where's the snacks? Where's the sweets? "Skinny Bitch", please tell me there's more! There's gotta be more to life than eating this way every single day, of every single week, of every single month, of every single year, for THE REST OF MY LIFE!
AAAAAAACK! Oh my goodness, I'm awake now. Gee, that was the WORST nightmare I've ever had!
2-20-06 UPDATE: Uh oh, I've stirred up a hornet's nest of vegans now. Read this gem of a response I got today!